Hannah: *to me over phone* What if my phone just, like, died right now.

Me: It's all ogre now.

Hannah: ... This is my swamp.

Me: It's all ogre? No, it's never ogre.

*her phone dies*

*line goes dead*

DUDE

chat irony why shrek ogre

Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.

Friend: But she's really a

Me: No stop