This what some of you guys missed when watching the Anaconda video by Nicki Minaj
Hannah: *to me over phone* What if my phone just, like, died right now.
Me: It's all ogre now.
Hannah: ... This is my swamp.
Me: It's all ogre? No, it's never ogre.*her phone dies* *line goes dead* DUDE
My mom just saw the commercial for the William Levi movie and
Me: You wanna be her don’t you
Mom: 99.9% of women want to be her
Me: What about that 1%?
Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
Friend: But she's really a
Me: No stop